Was loopy on Stridex fumes.
Heard rumor Jessica McClure trapped in ford escort sundowner panel van for sale well in Kuwait.
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Oh yeah, like the Post Office delivers every single letter.
Pleasant sense of relief when Road Runner gets away from Coyote.
So he'll stop selling his autograph at Star Trek conventions.
Decided to drop Porksicles.
That damn sand gets in everything.
My name is Dave - and I'm here to sing!February 9, 1990 - Top 10 Ways CBS Can Fill that Extra Minute on Sixty Minutes.Respond to every question, "Let me talk to the little man who lives in my pants.".I'm Not Still President?You might as well talk into your blow dryer.Fear that if he sells Taj Mahal, new owner will turn it into a tacky ostentatious eyesore.